Washing your hands - alternatives to singing God save the Queen!

Using this text (quotes from Robbie Coltrane's video) will bring a smile to your face as you wash your hands in these pestilent times. If you forget how many times you have repeated it never mind at least it was enjoyable!

Posted: 200314
MGV8 enthusiasts may well be careful with hand hygiene in these pestilent times but may wonder what they might sing to span the 20 second period for a thorough hand wash! Well here is an idea offered by a fellow enthusiast:

The V8 is the absolute business. Never in the history of engineering has a petrol engine been so perfect and yet so politically incorrect!
Repeat eight times!

See Robbie Coltrane's enthusiasm for the V8 engine. Video