Here's to a much better year ahead

Our regular contributor to the V8 Idle Moments, Mike Russell, has his last item for 2020.

Posted: 201231
10 Points to ponder as 2020 draws to a close . . . . .

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. 2019: Stay away from negative people.
2. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

3. The world has turned upside down. Old people are
.....sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at
.....them to stay indoors!

4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was
.....obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to house & told my dog . . . we had a good laugh.

5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the World.

6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should
.... we just keep washing our hands?

7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her
.... with a 6-foot barge pole” would become a national
.... policy, but here we are!

8. I really need to practice social-distancing from the fridge.

9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the
.... garden. I’m getting tired of the living room.

10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would
......go up to a bank clerk with a mask on and ask for
...... money.
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