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back at I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, originally chaired by the late Humphrey
Lyttleton - our series of webpages captures much of the fun that was the man,
not least his Samantha jokes.
Sorry I Haven't a Clue, the long-running, self-styled antidote to panel games
on BBC Radio 4, is in its 63rd series. Some snippets from two recent episodes:
an episode from Sheffield, chairman Jack Dee, noted Nick Clegg the local MP
and former leader of the Liberal Democrat Party, had admitted in an interview
he had tried cannabis at university in the 1970s. Observers say it impairs thinking
and decisionmaking but can't say when the effects are likely to wear off!
session on mistaken proverbs produced a few gems:
Look before you leak.
> A thong of beauty is a joy for ever.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
> Farting is such sweet sorrow.
Love thine enema.
> The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Non smoking sign seen on an Italian railway platform:
Introducing an episode from St Albans included Jack
Dee's comment that "St Albans, the undisputed gateway to Hatfield".
It brought a combination of cheering and a few groans from the local audience.
> Frog-march - third month in the French calendar.
Encounter - where they display chickens for sale in supermarkets.
- what my wife would like to see more often around the house.
> Biased -
having four buttocks.
> A blatter - someone who nearly gets away with it!