Regular series of recollections & phrases to lighten the lock down

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Posted: 200507
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Introducing a speaker at a Club dinner

He is careful with home security - he leaves the radio on when he's out. He thinks the sound of John Humphrys or Jenni Murray will turn anyone away. Personally I have a tape recording which is very effective - a recording of Nick Robinson interviewing a guest on the BBC R4 Today programme saying "apologies for interrupting, we've not got much time!"
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