Take care - you could have your balls removed!
Stay of the course - or else!
Tony Lake, who organised the popular "Saunter in the Shires" as the V8 Tour 2007, has spotted this cautionary notice at a golf course. It's tempting to dismiss the mistake in drafting the notice as a balls up but the the sanction for miscreants could be draconian! Players must be relieved that an exemption is thoughtfully included for them! (14.11.07)

Contributed by Tony Lake (14.11.07)