What
a wonderful story
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Bill
and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed
the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One
day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up
for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only
time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where
Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?" |
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Bill replied, "I have been in jail". "Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?" "Well", said Bill, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?" "Yeah", said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?" "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I entered a plea of guilty - but the judge gave me 30 days for perjury." |
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Contributed by Gordon Coles RV8 Woodcote Green 1775 (2.11.07)