Contributed
by Rob Crowson (29.8.07) |
Three
guys died in a car accident and went to Heaven. When they got
there St Peter said "we only have one rule in Heaven,
do not step on the ducks!"
It was almost impossible not to step on any ducks as they were
everywhere.
But then one day the first guy accidentally stepped on a duck.
Along came St Peter with the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
St Peter chained them together and said "your punishment
for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this
ugly woman".
The next day the second guy accidentally stepped on a duck and
along came St Peter, who did not miss a thing in Heaven, and
with him was an extremely ugly woman. He chained them together
with the same admonishment as before.
The third guy saw all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly woman, was very careful where he stepped.
He managed to go for months without stepping on a duck. But
one day St Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman
he had ever laid eyes on. St Peter chained them together without
saying a word.
The third guy remarked "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all eternity?"
She replied "I don't know about you, but I stepped on
a duck!" |