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A man is dining
in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at
the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out
of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, the woman says
as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner
to make it up to you".
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares
her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful,
wonderful time.
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The next morning,
she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The Guy is amazed!!
Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You
know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No, "
she replies. . . . .. . "
Wait for it.
..
It's coming.
The suspense
is killing you, isn't it?
More
. . .
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