Heard on the Grapevine ...
Stuart Middlemiss, one of the V8 Burblers from Norfolk, has sent in this brief observation picked up from the grapevine.

New Wine for Seniors

Canadian vintners, in the Okanagan Valley area, which primarily produces
Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new
hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make
to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as...

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