waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the
exact money from your pocket every time?"
says the man, "several years ago I was clearing the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."
says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a couple of
million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"
Whether it's a pint of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is
always there," says the man.
The waitress asks,
"But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs,
pauses, and replies, "My second wish was for a tall bird with
a big bum and long legs who agrees with everything I say."