Benefits
of age concern!
Bob, an extremely
wealthy 70-year-old widower, shows up at his golf club with a breathtakingly
beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks
everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs
over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His friends
at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you
get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade
her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies.
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
Contributed by John Targett near Cleveland in the USA.
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