A
father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives
the young boy three coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The
father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping
him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the coins, but keeps
choking on the last coin. Looking at his son, the father is
panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and
serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at
a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee
cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter,
gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the
restaurant.
Reaching
the boy, the woman carefully drops his trousers, takes hold
of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently
at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman
deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing
the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying
a word.
As soon
as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before,
it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No",
the woman replied. "a divorce lawyer". |
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Contributed
by John Targett (4.3.08)
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