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Here's
an interesting history lesson
Railroad
tracks. The US standard railroad gauge (the distance between the
rails) is 4 feet and 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them
in England, and English expatriates built the US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail
lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways,
and that's the gauge they used.
Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people
who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used
for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well,
if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break
on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's
the spacing of the wheel ruts.
So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first
long distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions. The
roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial
ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their
wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they
were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United
States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived
from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot.
Bureaucracies live forever.
So the next time you are handed a Specification/ Procedure/ Process
and wonder "What horse's ass came up with it?" you may
be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide
enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. Two horses'
asses. Now, the twist to the story.
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are
two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank.
These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol
at their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would
have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be
shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad
line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains,
and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly
wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now
know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.
So, a major
Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the World's most
advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand
years ago by the width of a horse's ass. And you thought being a
horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient horse's asses control almost
everything . . . . and CURRENT Horses Asses are controlling everything
else!!
Contributed
by Ron Gammons (4.1.08)
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