From
time to time the V8 Webmaster is sent amusing contributions from
members - most often from Alan Kingwell who seems to be a magnet
for such material! - so we felt other members might find some of
them entertaining too. For those with politically correct sensitivities,
please return to the homepage now!
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Eastleigh
Airport
is
a pleasant spot, until . . what
next?
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Alan Kingwell
has sent in this one - do make sure you have your volume turned
well up before you click start for this interesting video clip.
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Another
low flying case
Kev Lillywhite sent this video clip just to prove that
we can still fly lower and faster than anyone else! Turn
your sound up well. (5.9.06)
Harrier
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Any
further contributions to the series will be welcome.
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This bloke is bonkers!
That was David Stonehouse's comment on sending in this clip
of a young man doing extraordinary tricks on his bike in Edinburgh.
But if he fell on those railings . . . . ouch!
(24.8.10) More
Beer advert
Alan Kingwell has spotted this clip - where has that bottle
been? (23.8.10) More
Duck walks into a pub . . . . .
Mike Lane has sent in a classic. (20.8.10)
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Goldie Gardner on Bonneville in 1952
John Targett in Akron Ohio has spotted a link to an extraordinary
piece of film of EX-135 at speed on Bonneville in 1952. (17.8.10)
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Lightning strike
Alan Kingwell has sent in some heartstopping photos of "just
a wee spark"! (14.8.10) More
Vulcan at 50 years
With his usual amusing approach to life, Angus Munro spotted
a photo of this beautiful aircraft. (13.8.10)
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Flying problem
Ron Gammons spotted some extraordinary air-air photos which
are amazing. (13.8.10) More
Communicating sizes in a Turkish shop
Alan Kingwell has spotted this clip - there nothing like a flash
of inspriration when language is struggling to get the message over!
(12.8.10) More
Road sign on a bumpy road
Mike Russell spotted this extraordinary road sign seen in Africa.
(9.8.10) More
Aircraft aloft
Alan Kingwell has spotted some wonderful photos but do turn
your sound right down as there is a dreadful sound track! (9.8.10)
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Motorcycle "globe of death"
Chris Hunt Cooke has spotted a clip which will get you spinning
in your chair! (4.8.10) More
Something to crow about here!
Chris Hunt Cooke has spotted a clip which really is extraordinary.
(4.8.10) More
A "Barnes Wallace" moment in golf
Chris Hunt Cooke has spotted this quite extraordinary moment
captured on video. (4.8.10) More
The EU and the debt crisis
Alan Kingwell has spotted this amusing spoof interview with
an Australian economics authority - " ah, now I understand
. . . . or do I?" (4.8.10) More
Motives for entering Parliament
Quotation heard the other day. (16.7.10)
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Always ask - never assume!
Alan Kingwell provides another one. (13.7.10)
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Will I live to see 80?
Ron Gammons has sent in an amusing contribution. (29.6.10)
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Candle power needs explanation
Barrie Jones says "have a look at this short video clip.
Can anybody explain to me how it works?"
(26.6.10) More
What is this?
Alan Kingwell has sent is a teaser. (25.6.10)
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New Boeing 797 airliner
Alan Kingwell has sent in some photos of a new
blended wing airliner. (21.6.10) More
New F/A-37 carrier aircraft
Alan Kingwell has spotted some photos of a "secret"
new aircraft undergoing carrier trials. (21.6.10)
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Who's duck!
Mike Russell has spotted a video clip of US style Michael Parkinson
show with a guest relating quite a story! (19.6.10)
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Bank robber's "escape"
Alan Kingwell has spotted this clip. (19.6.10)
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Dog's breakfast
Chris Hunt Cooke has sent in a video clip saying "some
people are so clever". (19.6.10) More
How customers react to a barber offering a
free haircut
A topical item in the UK! (16.6.10)
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Geneva Motor Show 2010
David Biddle has sent in a link saying "I wonder whether
some of our more depraved members might be interested in the new
models available at the 2010 Geneva Motor Show?" Some marketing
methods seem as popular as new cars! (14.6.10)
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Talent shows
Alan Kingwell has spotted a clip which highlights how the content
of a talent show has a different appeal for men and women. (14.6.10)
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Prophetic advert?
Alan Kingwell has spotted this saying "an advertisement
from 1999". (13.6.10) More
A320 landing - wow
Alan Kingwell has spotted this interesting clip of a difficult
landing saying "Kwik Fit had it sorted early next day"
(19.4.10) More
Italian patrol car
Ideal for catching speeding cars but . . Alan Kingwell as spotted
another interesting item. (19.4.10)
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Gear up landing
In 2006 a pilot had to land a King Air light aircraft with the
landing gear up. Alan Kingwell says "Some pilots couldn't land
like this with their wheels down!" (15.4.10)
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Do you believe in the Faraday cage?
Alan Kingwell says "see this video clip of power line maintenance!"
(15.4.10) More
Flying high with BA
Something to sing about! (13.4.10)
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Heavy lifting with the Antonov 225
Alan Kingwell has spotted some more photos of the Russian behemoth.
(13.4.10) More
V8 Hotel in Meilenwerk, Germany
The
V8 Hotel, which opened in September 2009, invites you to spend your
stay in a special atmosphere. There you can marvel at over 25,000
square metres of beautiful classic cars, sporting classic cars,
exclusive cars and special items. A magnet for car clubs and a pearl
for individualists. Contributed by Walter Kallenberg.
(13.4.10) More
Letter of the year?
John Hoyle has sent in an amusing letter from a lady to her
bank manager which was published by a newspaper. (13.4.10)
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Character analysis in school reports?
Joan Cripps has saved some letters to the editor of a leading
UK daily newspaper with contributors' recollections of comments
in school reports. (2.4.10) More
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Tram crash in Dublin
Mike Russelll, one of our magnets for contributions for the V8 Idle
Moments series, has spotted this classic! He says "the second
picture says it all . . . " (1.4.10)
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Move over! - get a PRAT badge
George Wilder has spotted this amusing contribution to the April
Fool tradition. (1.4.10) More
Boss Hoss V8 ZZ 502 motorbike
Walter Kallenberg has spotted a photo of a V8 powered motorbike
in the US. See also the clip of Jay Leno's Boss Hoss 502 V8 bike.
(31.3.10) Photo
& Clip
Who stole the copper clappers?
Alan Kingwell has found a clip of what must be America's version
of the Two Ronnies! (25.3.10) More
Parking is fun
David Stonehouse has sent in a clip - you would never believe
parking was such fun! (23.3.10) More
New words, new meanings
Derek Lyons has sent in some new words from a Washington Post
competition. (19.3.10) More
& More
Statue of Liberty in Iowa in 1918
Alan Kingwell has spotted an extraordinary photo which was taken
in 1918 with 18,000 men preparing for war in a training camp at
Camp Dodge in Iowa. Alan says "my American
Great Uncle Dwayne is the third chap on the left in row 127!"
(16.3.10) More
Why I joined the RAC!
Robert Crowson has sent in a short clip with an uplifting message.
(16.3.10) More
Unloading an excavator
Chris Hunt Cooke has spotted this clip of how to unload a digger
from a truck without ramps or a crane? "Elf and safety"
would have a fit! (12.3.10) More
Virgin Atlantic goes back to 1984
Recall the original advert from 1984 with the "red hot
crew" and the bricks that were mobile phones! See also a spoof
advert too! (12.3.10) 1984
& spoof
An uplifting episode!
David Stonehouse lives out on the frozen wastes of Lincolnshire
and has sent in a sizzling clip that has clearly warmed his extremities!
(8.3.10) More
Time machine looks forward
Sent in by George Wilder. (7.3.10)
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New Winter Olympics event
Chris Hunt Cooke has sent in a clip of an event which looks
fun - some would prefer to have no truck with it! (6.3.10)
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Signs of Spring coming?
Ron Gammons has sent in this item saying "this photo was
taken by a friend in the Charente in France . . . . . . . on seeing
the photo I am sure many members will be saying "and about
time too!"" (5.3.10) More
Practise safe tax!
Peter Brookes' cartoons in the Times newspaper are usually very
good but the one in this mornng's issue is priceless! It hits many
spots. Sadly the underlying story is not good news. (2.3.10)
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& Newslink
Neighbourhood watch scheme in action!
Alan Kingwell has spotted this photo. (1.3.10)
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AA recovery service in action
Chris Hunt Cooke has spotted this clip of the AA on a
recovery role. (28.2.10) More
Italian clock
David Stonehouse has sent in this clip - it must be dreadful
making a balls-up over telling the time! (25.2.10)
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Clampers on Shoreditch High Street
The unholy works of the clampers spotted by Alan Kingwell. What
would have Dave Allen made of it? (25.2.10)
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Old lady speeding and the young policeman
Another amusing encounter! (25.2.10)
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A crash and a flash!
David Biddle has sent in an interesting newspaper clipping from
the US with a cautionary tale for classic vehicle enthusiasts. (23.2.10)
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No Sir, we're just fishing!
Alan Kingwell has sent in another interesting contribution.
(22.2.10) More
Speedy lawn mowing!
Rob Lewis has sent in this clip. (21.2.10)
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Chat up line in an airport lounge
Alan Kingwell has spotted another one.
(17.2.10) More
Never seen this in my local Sainsburys
Alan Kingwell has sent this clip of an extraordinary shopper
in a supermarket. (17.2.10) More
Swiss mountain ride
Ron Gammons contributes this extraordinary clip and says "I
love the way he uses the rally drivers pendulum technique to swing
into the corners. " (17.2.10)
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Take longer to look for bike
Ian Quarrington likes his bike as well as an RV8 and Lotus,
so reminds us to "Think bike!" (16.2.10)
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Innovative answer to parking problems
Chris Hunt Cooke says "you would have to find somewhere else
to put the fuel tank when fitting this gadget to an MGB." (12.2.10)
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Father O'Malley
Ian Quarrington has spotted this classic. (12.2.10)
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Balls up!
Just driving down the street and wow - then bam. What a balls
up! Spotted by Chris Hunt Cooke. (11.2.10)
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How did they make this?
Alan Kingwell has sent in a clip with that comment. Quite extraordinary.
(5.2.10) More
Quality control in China
Chris Hunt Cooke has sent in a clip of spark plug manufacture
in China. (4.2.10) More
Clamper and the lady 4x4 driver
Chris Hunt Cooke says of his contribution "the clip shows the
danger of wheel-clamping a determined lady!" (3.2.10)
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The pleasures of making music!
John Targett has spotted this clip of a saucy stage
act in the US! (1.2.10) More
Radio mistake with a dedication
Alan Kingwell has sent in this teaser with the comment "they're
a bit slow up there!" You might think the joker's tease is
a bit of a hard one to spot too! (26.1.10)
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Speed camera fine for a stationary car!
A man from Nottingham has been caught "driving" at
0mph by a speed camera - not once but twice. (26.1.10)
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Honking wisdom!
Ian Quarrington has spotted this one. (25.1.10)
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Exam questions and answers
John Targett has spotted this - rather than admit defeat in
the face of tricky questions, some pupils today decide to take a
more creative approach to their answers. After scouring exam papers
and speaking to teachers, humorist Richard Benson has collected
the worst student howlers in a new book. (23.1.10)
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Lady pilot has real skill
Ron Gammons has spotted this clip and says "Anybody for
a flip? The lady's got some skill that's for sure! (19.1.10)
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How useful is duct tape?
Alan Kingwell has spotted this tale of how the famous tape
was useful yet again. (16.1.10) More
Gatso Schmatso
Speed can kill, but state surveillance is just a pain in the
wallet. (15.1.10) More
The day of reckoning
This amusing piece was in a circular email from Adrian Flux
letsus in on six techniques to invoke your virtual halo at the gates
of Magistrate hell. (15.1.10) More
Honey I am home!
A wonderful advert from Norway - more, more you might say
or even mor mor! (15.1.10) More
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Sullenberger
flight simulation into the Hudson
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Alan
Kingwell has spotted this clip - Capt. Sullenberger is flying
again! (14.1.10) More |
New Chevy Billboards
in Detroit
Terry Starkey has sent in a collection of Chevy billboards. (14.1.10)
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Environmentally
correct!
An amusing tale of a tree-hugger caught out by environmental PC
procedures! (13.1.10) More
Landing at London
City Airport
Alan Kingwell has spotted this clip of a BAE146 making a landing
at the tight City Airport. The passengers and crew probably needed
a change of underwear. (12.1.10) More
Helicopter rescues
a young deer!
Watch a helicopter rescue a deer from a frozen lake. This is an
example of how a helicopter pilot who saw an animal in difficulty
worked out how to fix it. (12.1.10)
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Necessity, the
Mother of invention
Angus Munro has spotted an interesting transport development! (12.1.10)
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Stop the train!
Chris Hunt Cooke has sent in a tale with a photographic record of
a classic disaster. He says "I think this went round before,
but still . . . . . . ". (12.1.10)
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Worlds
fastest rail train
At 574.8 kmph or 357.2 mph or Mach 0.482 . . wow! In particular
watch the train going under a bridge. This is fast! (8.1.09)
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This
left me speechless!
Fred Jenns says it is Woodcote Green 1465 offered at the
USS Auction mid March last year. It's being offered around
again. (8.1.10)
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Fireworks in
Las Vegas
Alan Kingwell has spotted this video clip. (7.1.10)
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Got Tiger by
the balls!
John Targett has sent over another item in this saga that has gripped
the US by the . . . (7.1.10) More
What's this
pilot on!
Ron Gammons has another clip, this time of a navy jet fighter. Do
they have a sanity test for pilots?
(19.12.09) More
There's a tyre
on the track!
Brian Osborn has spotted this clip from downunder. (19.12.09)
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Aircraft landing
in Guadeloupe
Another clip from Ron Gammons with the comment "go round!".
(18.12.09) More
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Seaplane
takeoff
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Ron
Gammons has sent in this video clip with the comment "ouch!".
(18.12.09) More
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How to change
a fan belt
Alan Kingwell says "not one to try at
home!" (18.12.09) More
Best Levis commercial
ever
John Targett has spotted this one - not to mention the great music!
(18.12.09) More
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Tiger
Woods Collectable Plate Collection
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John
Targett from Ohio has sent in this video clip with the comment
- the hits keep coming, it's merciless! (17.12.09)
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Looking for a bookshop!
Geoff King has spotted a contribution to our series which made him
chuckle. (24.10.09) More
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"Keeping
our passengers safe in the air"
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Chris
Yates has sent in this clip of a budget airline cabin briefing.
Is this how things will go in 2010 - even the seat belt
is an extra charge! (21.10.09) More
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An active website!
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Alan
Kingwell says "This company has a sense of humour and
a great computer programmer who has too much time on his hands."
Check it out for yourself. (6.10.09)
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Benefits of
age concern!
John Targett has sent in an amusing item. (5.10.09)
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Air traffic
movements viewed from space
Alan Kingwell has sent in this clip which is simply fascinating.
(3.9.09) More
Strange sights
on the Welsh hills!
Brian Osborne has
spotted an amusing clip which shows what Welsh sheep farmers get
up to on the hills - they are the Baaa-Studs!
(27.8.09) More
How to avoid
bird mess on your car!
Mike Russell has spotted a wonderful device for dealing with pigeons
leaving deposits on cars. (19.8.09)
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Drunk driving
- a clever ruse!
John Targett near Cleveland in the USA has sent in this one. (19.8.09)
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How to change
a tyre
David Stonehouse has spotted this extraordinary video clip on how
to change a tyre - on the move! (9.8.09)
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Swine Flu humour
Mike Russell is manning the Swine Flu hotline in Flackwell Heath
and clearly feels that humour is the best approach! All groans to
Mike please. (30.7.09) More
MGLive! 2009
DVD
See a clip of the DVD on YouTube. (30.7.09)
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How
did DeNiro do this without laughing?
That's the question from Alan Kingwell who has spotted this
clip of a spoof presentation. (28.7.09)
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Dave
Hedger has sent in a clip and says just imagine what is
at stake should you mess up the landing!!!
(28.7.09) More
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We
have Smirn off!
Alan Kingwell has sent in this clip of an
IL-76 cargo plane taking off in Australia. Strewth mate!
(29.6.09) More
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Eight
years after Clinton left the Washington DC area, John Targett
has sent in a local school photo. (24.6.09)
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Friendly hot
service at the filling station!
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Mike
Russell has sent in this clip of an enthusiastic windscreen
polishing service - the attendant does a good job with the
buff! Mike has been hunting around Buckinghamshire for a
similar filling station and his heart is suffering! (15.6.09)
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Enjoy your weekend
fellow 'petrolheads' !
Walter Kallenberg has sent in a set of photos that will get the
"petrolheads" excited. (10.6.09)
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Wynn's solution
for a starting problem!
Alan Kingwell and Chris Hunt Cooke have spotted this clip with a
spoof advert. (5.6.09) More
Home security
initiative!
Alan Kingwell has spotted what he feels is a brilliant example of
a home security initiative. (24.5.09) More
A jail keeper's
life . . . .
Alan Kingwell has spotted a clip. (8.4.09)
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The Flea
Mike Lane has sent in this clip - this joke even silenced Graham
Norton! (8.4.09) More
Top this for
a speeding ticket!
News item sent in by Bill Cole. (5.4.09)
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Close
shave!
Just how close can you get to the rally car action? Well
see this clip from the Circuit of Ireland Rally in 1995.
It redefines the term "close shave" to be sure!.
(3.4.09) More
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BMW spoof for
1st April
Did you miss it? (2.4.09) More
Five surgeons chat after a day in the theatre
Mike Russell has sent in an amusing piece which has a topical
twist. (12.3.09) More
Who is the banker?
Ted Lawrence has sent in a joke which is doing
the rounds. (11.3.09) More
Emergency instructions card on a low cost airline
Alan Kingwell has spotted another topical gem from a new low cost
airline that keeps seat prices low but never mind the extras! (10.1.09)
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Bugatti
at speed
Alan Kingwell says "It made James May's eyes water.
It would have affected me further down!!" (9.3.09)
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Russian
Roads!
Ian Quarrington has sent is some slides of conditions on
the Russian Federal highway from Moscow to Yakutske. (5.3.09)
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Card
trick
Mike Russell has sent in a clip of an extraordinary card
trick by Bill Malone. (3.3.09)
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Fires in Victoria
Steve Foldhazy from Australia haqs sent over a set of
photos of the recent fires. (25.2.09)
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So that's how
it's done!
David Boniface in Tokyo has sent in a clip of a slick show with
"magical effects" which does the unthinkable - it reveals
how it's done! (25.2.09) More
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Hands
off the car!
What do you do when a cyclist uses your car as a convenient
object to lean on when waiting at the lights? Mike Lane
has the answer. (24.2.09) More
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Lucky
penguin!
Alan Kingwell has sent in a clip of a penguin being chased
at sea. (24.2.09) More
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New definitions
John Targett spotted these new definitions in a Washington Post
report. (24.2.09) More
Customer feedback at Stoneleigh
Here is a poster seen on the Hoyle Engineering stand at the MG Show
at Stoneleigh on Sunday 22nd February 2009. (23.2.09)
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Prawo Jazdy
- mystery driver in Ireland!
Chris Hunt Cooke has sent in a link to a BBC report on how police
in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country's most
reckless driver. (20.2.09) More
Views from the
driver's seat on the track at Spa
(18.2.09) Clip
1 and Clip
2
What you can
learn from an encounter on an airliner
Ian Quarrington notes "it's interesting who you meet
as fellow passengers on flights!" (13.2.09)
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What's for dinner?
Julian is getting into his stride with another video
clip. (13.2.09) More
Testing fireworks
Julian Holmes has sent in a short video clip of a sad character
undertaking a test of a firework he had
made. (13.2.09) More
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Truly
stunning!
Alan Kingwell has sent in a remarkable video clip of a motor
cycle stunt man in action which will leave you . . . well
stunned. (13.2.09) More
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Take
a ride in an F/A18
Mike Russell has sent in a set of video clips. Sound
on and ready to roll! (11.2.09)
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Pulpit
Rock
Alan Kingwell has turned to tourism - Pulpit Rock high above
a fjord in Norway. (11.2.09)
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Alarm
clock!
Alan Kingwell has sent in this clip saying "how can
you stop that wretched bleeping alarm? He wants no truck
with them!" (11.2.09) More
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Card trick
David Biddle says "Best to try this when you are NOT
at your most alert!!!" (7.2.09)
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But
what it it?
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Chris
Hunt Cooke has sent in this video clip saying "This is
how they deal with snow in the Rockies, even if it is the
wrong type!" (7.2.09) More |
Catch it!
Mike Russell has sent in a link to an website where you can test
your performance in the slips! (30.1.09)
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Gongs on display
Alan
Kingwell has sent in an amusing photo of Prince Charles inspecting
the troops. The hands say it all! (26.1.09)
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Another seal problem for the website
Brian at Stafford
Vehicle Components has sent in a contribution that makes a monkey
out of vehicle seals! (23.1.09) More
Tony Benn in
leak scandal
An amusing item appeared in the Times yesterday. (23.1.09)
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V8
on the Nürburgring
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Guy
Konz says "have a look here and enjoy it" - a V8
at speed on the Nürburgring. (18.1.09)
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Airliner
ditches in the Hudson River
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Useful
links to a BBC News page and a video clip:
BBC News link
BBC News video link
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Pictures
released by the New York City Harbour authority show the plane
hitting the water and passengers sitting on its wings awaiting
rescue.
Hudson crash - slides
of the ditching in the Hudson and rescue. (30.1.09)
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Taking health and safety seriously
Steve Carr has sent this contribution. (17.1.09)
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News of an ancient monument!
Tony Robinson discovers an archaeological find of a more recent
age! (16.1.09) More

Mike Russell has sent in an interesting test for
globe trotters! (14.1.09) More
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A maths question
Ron Gammons has spotted this one which will test those keen
to flex their maths abilities! (12.1.09) More
Now that is real spin!
Mike Russell has spotted an amusing example of spin by a politician.
(12.1.09) More
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How
to spot an expert!
Warwick Gilbert has sent in a telling tale of a Queensland
jackaroo meeting a yuppie in a BMW and designer suit. (11.1.09)
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What
happens when the balloon pops!
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David
Boniface says a small video camera has been developed in
Japan which shoots at 2000 frames per second in high-resolution,
full colour. (8.1.09) More
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A Plea For Help In This Holiday Season
Alan Kingwell has found a topical item with a plea for help
for a part of society suffering hard times! I think the next plea
will be to help hedge fund managers who have made losses misjudging
their parasitic short selling stock market activities on vulnerable
shares! (7.1.09) More
A tale of two prawns
Mike Russell has sent in a contribution for the series - it seems
he is already into his cups for celebrating the New Year! (31.12.08)
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Classic
car roadside breakdown service!
John James has had a seasonal greetings card from Monaco!
(26.12.08) More
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Pay
attention when I am talking!
Alan Kingwell has spotted another gem. (22.12.08)
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Loading up!
Alan Kingwell has spotted an extraordinary feat of loading up
an excavator. (18.12.08) More
Would you drive an old Lada?
Chris Hunt Cooke has sent is this clip saying "What happended
to the driver?" (10.12.08) More
Kiwi bacon advert gets the message home!
Mike Russell has spotted this compelling commercial for bacon
downunder! (10.12.08) More
Jobs in a bear market
David Boniface has sent it this clip saying "isn't it comforting
a buddy is taking photos at such a time!".
(4.12.08) More
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A
4x4 is essential for winter parking
Jonathan Smith in Oslo has sent in this one. That urge to
get off road lurks in every urban 4x4 user - maybe mounting
a pavement or . . . . . (29.11.08)
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Head
for heights?
Ian Ailes has sent in this video clip of a boat unloading
bricks in Bangladesh. Quite an amazing feat particularly
when you think of the weight of bricks.
(27.11.08) More
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I
was at the beauty shop for nearly two hours.
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Bumper sticker
sent in by Mike Russell. (25.11.08)
From www.pmcaregivers.com/humor.htm
Speedy stair lift
Barry Cryer is always good for a gag. (25.11.08)
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What
a rip off!
Mike Russell has spotted a video clip of a car park disaster!
(11.11.08) More
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The little old lady confesses all
Another contribution from Alan Kingwell.
(8.11.08) More
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Male
priorities
Alan Kingwell has spotted a couple of video clips on male
priorities as additions to the series. (4.11.08)
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Ron
Gammons has spotted this one and says "whoever you
thought was the best pilot has just been edged out by this
guy. Unbelievable!" (1.11.08)
More
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| Ron
has been in touch to say "better people than I have declared
it fake, pointing out that the aircraft rolls towards the
remaining wing . . . . since the wing produces lift its unlikely
to be able to do that, secondly as the plane taxis to a halt
the shadow under the aircraft looks very much as though the
other wing is still there. As one correspondent wrote "
for a moment I was real worried that there just might be a
better pilot out there than me . . . . . the relief when the
fake was identified was massive""!
(14.11.08) |
How to deal with unwanted cold calls!
Mike Russell has spotted an audio clip with a very effective
way of dealing with those wretched unidentified cold callers offering
investment services and free offers! Get you own back on the blighters!
(31.10.08) More
An answer to supermarket door dings!
Mike Russell has sent in this video clip and says "At last
the answer to supermarket door dings! Why didn't the RV8 come with
this as standard?" (24.10.08)
More
Créche
Alan Kingwell has sent in another contribution for the series
and says "what a brilliant idea!" (19.10.08)
More
City banker jokes
Mike Russell has spotted the inevitable flow of City banker jokes
in the wake of the credit crunch. (15.10.08)
More
In the wake
of a shipping mishap off the
coast of Australia
On August 19th
2007, an oil tanker split in two off the coast of Australia, dumping
20,000 tons of crude oil. This is a clip of a member of the Australian
Parliament who appeared on a TV news programme to reassure the Australian
public. Paul
Mascall subsequently mentioned "I think I should let everyone
know that the Australian shipping mishap clip is actually a comedy
turn. The interviewee is a chap by the name of John Clark and he
is very good at this straight-faced stuff. I thought you should
know that we are not as daft as some might think!" (10.10.08
& 2.1.09)
More
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Life
and times of the Avro Vulcan - a British
design icon
Dave Hewston has sent this 28 page PDF which is good.
(7.10.08) More
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News from the US!
Gordon Hesketh-Jones has spotted this news item from the US! (3.10.08)
More
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Pot
in one!
Alan Kingwell has sent in a video clip with the comment
"this chap has too much time on his hands . . "
(29.9.08) More
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It's all about
customer satisfaction!
A brief contribution to the series which shows how difficult it
can be to satisfy customers! (26.9.08)
More
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Mike
Russell has spotted another amusing poem by that national
treasure, Pam Ayres, with the title "Oh, I Wish I'd
Looked After Me Tits".
Another on a similar theme was "The Wonderbra".
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Some snake!
Mike Russell has spotted this clip and says "Now this is
what I call a snake . . . Captured in the back yard of the chef
from the Shangri-la Hotel, Penang". (12.9.08)
More
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Waiter
rises to the occasion!
David Boniface in Tokyo has sent over this amusing clip!
The waiter certainly knows how to charm the ladies! (12.9.08)
More
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Olympic coach shows how it is done!
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Alan
Kingwell has spotted this clip of Paul Hunt, a gymnastics
coach for the US team, with a demonstration of a workout
on the bars! (9.9.08) More
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Smoking out the tricky lawyers!
Gordon Hesketh-Jones has sent in an amusing tale. (28.7.08)
More
Learn to fly with American Aviation
One hell of an advert! (23.7.08) More
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Toyota
broken down?
"Have you ever seen a Toyota broken down?" is
the strap line. Contributed by Guy Woodford. (18.7.08)
More
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Making an impression at a drive in bank
Alan Kingwell has sent in this video clip recorded in July 2008.
(18.7.08) More
Mystery of a painting explained
Tony Lake has spotted this audio clip of a joke on an Australian
radio channel about a painting on display at their National Gallery.
Fortunately the painter provides an explanation! (16.7.08)
More
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Somone
does not like aircraft in their area!
David Hewston has sent this photo as a contribution to the
series and says "I'm told that it increased flights
over the area!" (14.7.08)
More
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Storm over a tax on DD bras!
A report from City Spy in the London Evening Standard newspaper
yesterday says that busty ladies have hit out over suggestions that
M&S has a £2 surcharge on bras above a DD cup! (11.7.08)
More than DD
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Lancaster
& Vulcan
flying together at the Waddington Air Show on 5th July 2008.
Video clip via Ian Quarrington.
More
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Sorry out of use
Peter Brookes' cartoons in the Times usually get under the skin
of any topical news item and are always entertaining, but his "Sorry
out of use" scene at the pumps which appeared in today's issue
really sums up the present situation! At the other end of the spectrum
in terms of subtlety is a logo from the USA spotted by that idle
moments magnet, Alan Kingwell. (29.5.08) More
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Lancaster
back over the Derwent Dam in Derbyshire
for the memorial flypast for the 65th anniversary of
the Dambusters operation. (22.5.08)
More
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Last
time I remember driving was to that memory enhancement seminar!
Mike Russell has sent in a video clip of a most amusing song.
Does anyone know who the singer is?
(30.4.08) More |
| Robert
Crowson posted a note on the V8BB with the answer: "the
mystery singer is Canadian singer Gordon Lightfoot. Our younger
members will recall his hit of 1970 - If You Could Read My
Mind". (28.6.08) |
What's the main reason for motorbike
accidents in Jamaica?
Alan Kingwell's careful research of motorcyclists in Jamaica has
discovered the reason - quite surprising really. (27.4.08)
More
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The
Devil's Swimming Pool
Another item from Alan
Kingwell. (22.4.08) More
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Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours
Mike Russell has spotted this one. (21.4.08)
More
Not such a clever way to shop online!
Beware of membership rip-offs with some online discount stores is
the message in the latest contribution sent in by Gordon Hesketh-Jones.
He has passed on a note from one of his friends of their experience
with an online discount store that requires users to sign up for
"membership". As his friend says "this is just me
passing on one of those life experiences that may save others from
the same grief". (7.4.08)
More
Bugger!
Alan Kingwell has sent in a video clip where this expletive seems
appropriate! (4.4.08) More
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F15
flies on after a mid-air collision
Ron Gammons has sent in this one and says "One worth
a watch . . . what's keeping it up!"
(4.4.08) More
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Giving a Russian helicopter a wash
Alan Kingwell has spotted another gem and says "Oh dear!! -
or something like that in Russian". (31.3.08)
More
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How
did Hillary's driver get a smile on his face?
Mike Russell has spotted a cruel joke of Hillary on the
campaign trail.
(28.3.08) More
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Yacht
delivery with no expense spared!
Ron Gammons has spotted this one - priceless. (28.3.08)
More
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Having
a bad day on the freeway
Alan Kingwell has sent in this video and says "how
did they fim this? - it's great". Simply breathtaking.
(29.3.08) More
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Irate letter to a minister from a passport applicant
Bob Grieves has sent in this item. (12.3.08)
More
Announcements on the London Underground
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Robert
Crowson has sent in a selection of announcements heard on
the tube. (10.3.08) More
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How to get someone to cough up!
An amusing contribution from John Targett. (4.3.08) More
Horror landing in Hamburg
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Reports
of a hairy landing in Hamburg were on UK TV this eveing.
See the video and Spiegel report. (3.3.08)
More
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Crosswind landing tests!
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Ron
Gammons has sent in a clip of some crosswind landing tests
at a Brazilian aerodrome. (13.2.08)
More
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When does stop mean stop!
Mike Lane has sent in this contribution to the series with the
comment - at least it's clean! (11.2.08)
More
Now that's what I call low!
Aviator Ron Gammons has sent in a clip of a Jumbo landing in
windy conditions - and it is low! (8.2.08)
More
Trunk monkey
Fred Jenns has sent in a set of clips from adverts in the US
for an in-car device known as a trunk monkey and says "I so
want one!". (8.2.08) More
It's good to focus on what's important!
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Gordon
Hesketh-Jones has spotted this useful sign which suggests
it is health and saftey first and then just possibly the
real message might be seen! (6.2.08)
More
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Bridges - civil engineering feats
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David
Biddle has spotted some extraordinary roads and bridges.
(3.2.08) More
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Photos of the year 2007
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Ian
Quarrington has sent in a collection of photos voted "Best
pictures on the internet 2007". (31.1.08)
More
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When the shark bites
Alan Kingwell has spotted another scary
moment! (30.1.08) More
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What's
that trailer ahead!
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Bill
McCullough has spotted some eye-catching trailers! (30.1.08)
More
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Ladies,
take care at the filling station
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Ian
Quarrington has sent in a caution for ladies on petrol filling
station forecourts. (24.1.08)
More
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Welcome
on board!
Chris Hunt Cook has sent in this action clip. (22.1.08)
More
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If
the cap fits!!
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Never
miss an opportunity for a free beer at a bar - even a Bud
- but oh dear at what a price! (9.1.08)
More
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Romantic
sleigh ride
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Alan
Kingwell has spotted a video clip where a blond get into
a hot spot! (9.1.08) More
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Should
he be institutionalised?
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George
Wilder has sent in this curious test - and seems to have
failed to pass! (6.1.08) More
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More
alarming landings!
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Alan
Kingwell has sent in a video clip and says "no different
to Eastleigh on a bad day, and many are the same planes
that Flybe uses!!!!" (5.1.08)
More
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The
mystery of the horse's ass
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Ron
Gammons has unearthed this curious explanation of how the
horse's ass controls so many things! (5.1.08)
More
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MG
Engineering production ends - a report spotted by John James.
(1.1.08) More
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Troubled
by speeding cars outside your house?
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Mike
Russell has seen this German video clip for preventing cars
speeding past your house and says "I think I might
get one in the New Year sales!".
(30.12.07)
More
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MSO
playing the jingle for Victoria Bitter
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Peter
Beadle has spotted this musical piece by the Melbourne Symphony
Orchestra. (21.12.07) More
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Zero
tolerance speed camera!
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Ian
Quarrington has spotted a speed camera with a distinctly zero
tolerance approach! (20.12.07)
More |
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Losing
your marbles?
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Alan
Kingwell is a magnet for racy video clips and here is one
which underlines how important it is not to lose your marbles!
(19.12.07) More
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Burbling
from the mighty Merlin
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Terry
Starkey loves the sound of the Merlin engine and has sent
in a clip of the BBMF 50th Anniversary at Duxford. (18.12.07)
More
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Nurse
are my testicles black?
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John
Targett has sent in an old joke which I fear may bring on
a spate of similar material! (15.12.07)
More
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Championing
the underdog!
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David
Driver feels this video clip from Santapod is for those
who champion the "under dog". (15.12.07)
More
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Just
another landing in Lisbon!
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David
Driver has sent in a video clip commenting "here's
one for those of us who fly to the Continent at all times
of the year" and enjoy landing in a variety of weather
conditions! (15.12.07) More
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So
small, nine out of ten cats prefer them!
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Stuart
Middlemiss has sent in a video clip of how a cat gets out
of a tight spot! (11.12.07)
More
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I
wanted a dream in the dining room!
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Pierre
Skerrie "wanted a dream - a Ferrari in the dining room!"
So he set about making a perfect scale model of a 312PB
(8.12.07) More
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Slack
proof reading in the monastery!
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Ian
Quarrington has spotted this timeless piece - oh the consequences
of slack proof reading in the monastery! (3.12.07)
More
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What a picture!
Angus Munro in Stavanger has spotted an extraordinary photo
and comments "Sometimes nature smiles upon us . . . . what
a picture". (27.11.07) More
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What's
the attraction of leather?
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Mike
Lane regularly sends in contributions for the V8 Idle Moments
series which are way outside the envelope, but at least
this one has a tenuous link with cars! (26.11.07)
More
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Whoops - that's a big one!
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Terry
Starkey has sent in some photos of what we believe is a
report of a Toulouse ground-test accident last week with
an Airbus A340-600. (25.11.07)
More
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Ferrrari on the road!
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Chris
Hunt Cooke has spotted this video which certainly grabs
your attention by sight and sound! (25.11.07)
More
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Costly way to get into your car!
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Stuart
Middlemiss has spotted this video clip of an extraordinary
way to get into a car! (22.11.07)
More
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Missing red hankie
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Kyle
Martin has sent in this video clip of another of the US
stage shows with polished tricks that leave you simply stunned
as to how they do it. This one is the Missing Red Hankie
Trick. I did not see Piers Morgan in the audience this time!
(22.11.07)
More
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Don't honk at Granny!
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Mike
Lane has spotted this short video clip with a caution -
don't honk at Granny! (21.11.07)
More
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Dumb pilots are overpaid and underworked!
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Ron
Gammons has spotted another aviation contribution - seems
landing this aircraft was quite a handfull! More
(17.11.07)
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Zapping a radar gun!
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Ron
Gammons has spotted this amusing tale when a Tornado jet
flew low over a police radar check in the Borders.
More
(14.11.07)
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The big squeeze at the toll booth
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Clearly
these drivers must have assumed there were pay points on
each side of toll space! More
(14.11.07)
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This is your captain speaking . . .
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Ladies
and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Firstly I'd
like to thank you for choosing to fly Mandarin Airlines
. . More
(14.11.07)
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Stay of the course or else!
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Stay
of the golf course - take care, you could have your balls
removed! More
(14.11.07)
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What a wonderful story!
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Bill
and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day
to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world
problems. One day Bill didn't show up. What next? An amusing
item from Gordon Coles. (2.11.07)
More
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Mosquito flying
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Terry
Starkey has spotted a video clip of the DeHaviland Mosquito,
an extraordinary aircraft for its time. (20.10.07)
More
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Low pass by Blue Angle #5
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Terry
Starkey has sent in a clip caught by "Byron" of
a jet making a low pass at high speed over water. Stunning.
(20.10.07) More
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Vulcan flies again!
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What
a wonderful sight yesterday as a Vulcan took to the air
again. Terry Starkey loved it. We have traced a link for
the video so you can enjoy it again.
(19.10.07) More
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The big kite
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Ron
Gammons has sent in a video clip of an extraordinary gathering
of hang gliders in formation. The photo shows the well cordinated
break-up just beginning. (18.10.07)
More
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Consequences of a butterfly landing on a wing mirror
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Chris
Hunt Cooke has sent it this clip which "show how chain
effects can happen accidentally!". You had best enjoy
this one without further comment. (18.10.07)
More
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Example of a multi-user space!
John
Bolt has sent in a video clip of a scene in Bangkok.
Quite
amazing. (17.10.07) More
Cleaned up and pure!
Angus
Munro has sent in a vido clip which shows how the environment can
be cleaned up. I half expected to see some trolls emerge at one
stage! It may take 10 seconds or so to download and start even on
Broadband. (15.10.07) More
Psychiatrists on emotional extremes
John Hilleard has sent in this brief but amusing exchange. (11.10.07)
More
Mind that chainsaw!
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David
Boniface has sent in a video clip of an amazing stage show
with a chainsaw! How do they do it? (10.10.07)
More
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Does it count as a goal?
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Mike
Russell has been watching the rugby recently and surprisingly
feels one football team seems to have found a way of making
matches a little more lively. The video clip shows a powerful
goal, but did it count? (9.10.07)
More
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Sheltering from a storm in a widow's barn
Mike Lane has spotted an amusing V8 Idle Moment. (30.9.07)
More
Doctors and decisionmaking
Mike
Russell has spotted an amusing V8 Idle Moment. (30.9.07)
More
Coltrane says "the V8 is the absolute business"
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Robbie
Coltrane on a short video about the V8 and why it inspires
affection - magical comments, wonderful sounds. (27.9.07)
More
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The sound of a Bentley Merlin
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Terry
Starkey has spotted another gem - the sound of a Merlin
engine in a Bentley with the crackle as it opens up! (27.9.07)
More
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Coltrane on superchargers
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Terry
Starkey says "shut the study door, ask the wife
to go away and turn the sound up!" It's a wonderful
video clip about superchargers. (27.9.07)
More
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Now that's what I call a burnout!
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Ron
Gammons has sent in this link. The comment "I have
to admit I always wondered what would happen if you landed
with the parking brake on. I guess I know now. Youve
got to give the guy some credit for keeping the aircraft
under control" is priceless. (25.9.07)
Burnout
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Helpful road signs
John Targett has sent in some road signs.
(24.9.07) More
Blonde at a local garage
It was inevitable that another blonde item would appear and
this one from Ian Quarrington has a motoring connection. Two dumb
blonde jokes must be enough. (10.9.07)
More
Captain - there's a bridge ahead!
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The
river is in flood and and a boat towing coal barges approaches
a bridge . . . Alan Kingwell has found this sequence of
photos - without them you simply would not believe the tale!
(6.9.07) More
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Tattoos are real cool - what about removal?
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Philip
Morgan, a former V8 Roadster enthusiast, has sent in a link
to a YouTube video which is . . well you had better judge
for yourself! (6.9.07) More
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Hurricane at the Goodwood Revival 2007
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The
air displays at the Goodwood Revival are a pleasure to spectate
- but they were cutting edge fighters of their day. (4.9.07)
More
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Spitfire Mk 11 in action
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Spitfire
PL965 of The Hangar 11 Collection based at North Weald in
England is owned and operated by Peter Teichman. The video
spotted by Terry Starkey is a delight - both the sight of
this aircraft and the sound of the Merlin. (4.9.07)
More
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The pregnant blonde
Mike Lane has come up with what he terms a "Friday joke"!
V8 Idle Moments can surely have one dumb blonde joke, but that will
be more than enough. (31.8.07) More
Don't step on the ducks!
Robert Crowson has sent in this classic. (29.8.07)
More
Hot air balloon
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Mike
Russell has sent in amusing contribution - a conversation
between the occupants of a hot air balloon and someone on
the ground. (27.8.07) More
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Amazing musical instrument
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Robert
Crowson as sent in a video link from his daughter showing
''The World's Most Amazing Instrument"!' (23.8.07)
More
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Suggested auto-responders for emails
Ian Quarrington is plagued by spam emails as we all are and
has a series of auto-responder messages which could deal with all
your emails whilst you are out! (21.8.07)
More
Ronnie Barker remembered
David Boniface in Tokyo spotted this the other day and has sent
it in commenting "this was originally shown on on BBC TV back
in the seventies". (16.8.07) More
Manure or a right load of . . . !
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Gordon
Hesketh-Jones has sent in this one saying "they do
say one should learn something new every day".
(14.8.07)
More
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Thoughts whilst enjoying a Summer drink
Another contribution from Ian Quarrington, presumably from a
source in the US (14.8.07) More
For those who love aircraft photos
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Alan
Kingwell has a series of photos of aircraft which are quite
stunning. Copyright to each image is acknowledged. (13.8.07)
More
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Incident at Mid Ohio race meeting
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John
Targett in Ohio has sent a video clip of an absolutely terrifying
incident at Mid Ohio last year during a Rolex Sports Car
round; kudos to BMW, the driver was not badly hurt. Dizzy
maybe! (12.8.07) More
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Simply amazing - can this really happen?
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Terry
Starkey has come up with another video clip from a US TV
series through his chum Phil Taggart in Oregon. It is slick
and quite amazing! We have another
from this series below. More
(8.8.07)
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The Nun and the Cabbie
Another lighthearted contribution from Gordon Hesketh-Jones.
(30.7.07) More
Clare . . . . . what are you doing?
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Alan
Kingwell has spotted another short video on a topical subject
- office workers having to step outside for a smoke but
. . . .
(27.7.07) More
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Seen in Guildford . .
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Alan
Kingwell, never slow to spot good marketing strap line,
has come up with a shocker here - in genteel Guildford of
all places! On reading the message - phew, that's a load
off my mind!
(26.7.07) More
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Blend it like . . . !
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Robert
Crowson has sent in this link to a video demonstrating the
blending power of a Blendtec blender! Oh that I had one
when mobiles go off on the train! (25.7.07)
More
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Isn't it nice when things just work?
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Chris
Hunt Cooke has sent in another of video clip. It is proving
very popular. More
Read the background. (25.7.07)
More
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Fermentation in the wild!
David Boniface has sent in this extraordinary natural history
video clip! (25.7.07) More
Bought a barn "as seen"!
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Terry
Starkey has sent in a note - "a
couple came across a farm in Portugal for sale and bought
it without looking what the barn contained. As the property
was "sold as seen" they became the owners of everything
within the barn . . . . see what you think . . . . . the
barn doors were welded together, but look what they found
when they gained access . . ." . . More
(23.7.07)
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Funding college!
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Another
contribution to the V8 Idle Moments series from Gordon Hesketh-Jones
in Cornwall. This tale about how an undergraduate finds
funds for college is a classic of its type. (20.7.07)
More
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Careful with that cake . . !
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Mike
Lane has sent in a video clip which . . . well what can
you say but "Mom, please do be careful with that cake!"
Some party! (18.7.07) More
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Toll booth - what toll booth . .
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Chris
Hunt Cooke spotted this clip taken in May 2007 of a motorway
toll booth - oh dear someone has overcooked it! (15.7.07)
More
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Renault F1 car sounds good!
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An
English engineering crew is warming up a French Renault
F1 engine (V10) using computerized engine control from a
laptop. Chris Hunt Cooke feels it sounds good! (15.7.07)
More
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How does Gordon get away with it?
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Gordon
Hesketh-Jones uses his MGBGTV8 a great deal and when planning
his next trip to Ireland with his wife Jennifer, he was
reflecting on the 535 miles return route via Rosslare in
Eire by ferry to Fishguard in Wales and then driving
home to our home in West Cornwall through the night once
we reach Fishguard! But how does he get away with such
long sections?
(12.7.07) More
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Bollards bollox!
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Mike
Russell has spotted this photo of a maintenance gang erecting
some pavement bollards and getting themselves into a tight
spot! (9.7.07) More |
They will make you groan
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Gordon
Hesketh-Jones sent in these one-liners with the comment
- they will make you groan! (6.7.07)
More
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Heard at a dress shop
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Lady
went into a dress shop.
The assistant said "this dress is so sexy it will
give your husband ideas!"
The lady said "that's interesting, does it come with
a brain!"
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Snowboarding fright!
Mike Lane has sent a clip of some snowborders having fun until
. . . (5.7.07) More
Car crash - one car or two?
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The
essence of MG driving is Safety Fast! so photos of this
serious crash leave you thinking how did the driver escape
unhurt? (5.7.07) More
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RV8 on TV with Lovejoy
Jeff Swann found another video clip using an RV8. Stuart Middlemiss
commented "an RV8 was also used in an episode of 'Lovejoy',
the British TV series with Ian McShane playing an antiques dealer
(of sorts)". (1.7.07) More
A movie with leading lady RV8
Andeeas Stelloh posted a note on the V8BB saying "does
anyone know a movie in which Kyle Mclachlan drives an MG RV8? I
saw this film seven or eight years ago on German TV; it was the
"activator" for my RV8-Passion!" Stuart Middlemiss
came up with the answer - "I think
it may have been a movie called "Solitaire for Two" starring
an actor called Mark Frankel who looked rather like Kyle Mclachlan.
A theatre trailer is available which features what I should imagine
was an RV8 press car".
(1.7.07) More
Understanding engineers
Alan Kingwell has this piece which tries to understand an engineer's
mind. (28.6.07) More
Why grandmothers shouldn't skydive!
Another extraordinary video clip from Alan Kingwell - just where
does he get them! (28.6.07) More
Aircon test
RV8 members with a reimported RV8 who are not sure whether their
aircon system is working well might like to use an attractive test
suggested by Alan Kingwell. (28.6.07)
More
Dealing with negative people
Gordon Hesketh-Jones provides something to think about when
negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So
remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and
cares less tries to make your life miserable. (28.6.07)
More
Violent storm in Newcastle Australia
Jim Dolbel has sent over some pictures of an unprecedented violent
storm tthat hit Newcastle Australia. Jim notes Newcastle has a high
population of MGs and two MG clubs and hopefully the storm has not
damaged any of our treasured MGs. The storm caused a billion Australian
Dollars worth of damage and the city is still counting the cost.
(20.6.07) More
Who needs a delivery truck in Vietnam?
Jim Dolbel, who runs the popular RV8
website downunder, has sent in a set of slides. You would not
imagine so much could be carried on a moped! (19.6.07)
More
Sweet encounter!
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We
have had very few contributions to the series from Alan
Kingwell recently but he has suddenly popped up with this
shocker about sweets! (15.6.07)
More
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Annoying office colleagues
Mike Lane has sent in this video clip which has a message -
a rapid cost benefit analysis can be useful! (8.6.07)
More
Selling Toyotas in Scotland
Angus
Munro has sent in this amusing advert via Stuart Middlemiss which
might better be titled "Never touch a parked Toyota in Scotland!".
(7.6.07) More
Juggling to music - incredible!
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David
Boniface in Tokyo has sent over this video clip of an amazing
juggling act. You will need sound. The synchronisation is
uncanny. The download
is 4.5MB but it streams. (7.6.07) |
Biker talks to God!
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A
man riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to
me in all ways, I will grant you one wish". (17.5.07)
More |
Fancy a takeaway?
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David
Boniface has sent in this video clip of a fishy tale - some
takeaway! More (17.5.07) |
Fire hose rodeo
What seemed like a good idea was fun for the spectators but
a painful experience for the rider! (8.4.07)
More . .
Fire sprinkler test
David Boniface has a video clip of a fire sprinkler test which
went wild. (8.4.07) More
. .
More lucky moments on a rally section
David Boniface has sent a couple of breathtaking video clips
of a near miss on a rally section. (8.4.07)
Lucky and Very
lucky
Spitfire Mk IX
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The
Spitfire is one of the most beautiful aeroplanes and of course
a cutting edge fighter in its day. |
Terry Starkey
sent it in this photo of a Mk IX which is a wonderful sight. (3.4.07)
More . .
Beware the treadmill!
Alan Kingwell has sent in a short video clip which shows just
how dangerous home workout equipment can be in the wrong hands.
(3.4.07) More
. .
Idiots at large
James Heaton has sent in two extraordinary video clips which
he feels "might raise a smile from V8 Idle Moments enthusiasts".
(29.3.07)
Vandals suffer -
Insanity on the railway
Pharmacy
Alan Kingwell has sent in this amusing encounter with the pharmacist.
(29.3.07) More
. .
Environmental protection officers beavering away!
Terry Starkey has sent in a copy of some correspondence which
shows how bureaucratic process can fail to see reality. (29.3.07)
More . .
Now that's impressive!
Three video clips of parking techniques from Terry Starkey who
comments " So cool, oh so cool! Any ideas on where we could
start practicing?". (29.3.07)
Parking 1 -
Parking 2 - Parking
3
On the edge
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Mike
Lane has sent in a copy of a remarkable cycle route. Copyright
of Victor Lucas is acknowledged. (28.3.07)
More . .
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Billiards and Dominoes
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Gordon
Hesketh-Jones has sent in this video clip which he notes
"takes over three minutes to run but is quite incredible!".
The download is almost 6MB. (22.3.07)
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Billiards
and Dominoes
Gutenburg helpdesk
This video clip sent in by John Targett in Ohio seems to have
been made by the Norwegian equivalent of John Cleese. It suggests
helpdesks may well have been in use several centuries earlier!
(10.3.07)
Gutenburg
helpdesk & Johann
Gutenburg
The growl of the exhaust and wind in your hair
Mike Lane has an amusing tale of an RV8 member enjoying the
sound of a new twin exhaust system! (27.2.07)
Red mist turns blue
Niagara Falls frozen - in 1911!
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Derek
Lyons has sent in a rare photo of a big freeze in 1911 when
Niagara Falls were completely
frozen. Quite extraordinary. (25.2.07)
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Firefighting in the marketplace!
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Mike
Russell has sent in this video clip with the comment it shows
why firefighters are not often privatised! (1.2.07)
Firefighters
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An eye for the lady!
Another contribution to the V8 Idle Moments series from Gordon
Hesketh-Jones in Cornwall. He certainly has an eye for this type
of material! (1.2.07)
Eye for the lady
Political adverts & good taste
Another contribution from Alan Kingwell who comments "As
good a reason as any to choose a political candidate...."
. Seen on a billboard in the US. (29.1.07)
Choosing a political party
Scottish drink drive test
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Another
short video clip from our regular contributor Alan Kingwell
with an amusing sobriety test! (29.1.07)
DrinkDriveTest
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Motor-mouth a nuisance?
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You might say that, we couldn't possibly comment!
Seen on the latest cover of the Radio Times. (23.1.07) |
Motor-mouth
Heard in court
Chris Hunt Cooke came across a book called Disorder in the
Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History, which has
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down
and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. (20.1.07)
Heard in court
Heard on the Grapevine ...
Stuart Middlemiss, one of the V8 Burblers from Norfolk, has sent
in a brief news snippet of a development in wine making heard on
the grapevine.
(20.1.07)
Heard
on the grapevine
Close flying!
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Terry
Starkey (Le Mans Green 0786) from Norfolk has sent in this
series of photos from the back of a cargo aircraft and says
"This came from one of my MG friends in the USA".
(19.1.07) |
Close
flying
The Secret behind the number 11 is Pretty Chilling
Ian
Quarrington, the organiser of the V8 Curry 2007 on Saturday 24th
February 2007 in Cambridge, has sent in this extraordinary item!
(17.1.07)
Number
eleven
Two hands on the tiller!
Jonathan
Smith in Oslo enjoys the V8 Idle Moments webpages and has sent in
this amusing video clip. (15.1.07)
Two hands on the
tiller

Jim Dolbel,
who runs the excellent rv8.com website downunder, has sent in this
slide show. It simply defies comment! (11.1.07)
2005 Stella Awards
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Eight
colourful buttons for 2007
|
 |
John
Targett, an English V8 member living in Ohio USA, has sent
in eight colourful saucy buttons for 2007. (10.1.07)
Badges |
More air traffic gems
John
Targett, an English V8 enthusiast living near Cleveland Ohio, has
sent in some more air traffic control exchanges which are real gems.
More . . . (27.12.06)
What are your best three V8 Idle Moments?
In the
last few days before Christmas and the New Year, we are running
a lighthearted survey to find which three V8 Idle Moments are most
fun for V8 enthusiasts. It's a very simple questionnaire.(21.12.06)
V8
Idle Moments for 2006
Man of the Year Awards 2006
Mike
Lane has sent in three contenders for the annual Man of the Year
award. He says "bet you know someone who would fit the bill?"
Maybe but hopefully not a V8 enthusiast! Man
of the Year Awards 2007 (21.12.06)
ATM theft scam
Gordon
Hesketh-Jones has provided an interesting slide show on how the
ATM card scam is operated. A useful caution in the run up to Christmas
so you can keep your eyes peeled for signs the miserable low life
who are using the scam are at work! (15.12.06)
ATM theft scam
The six smart ass answers of 2006
John Targett, an English V8 enthusiast living near Cleveland
Ohio, has sent in his suggestions. (11.12.06)
Six smart ass answers
What is Bush senior saying to GW?
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Mike
Lane has sent in this timely item. But what is he saying
I wonder? (8.12.06)
BushBush
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Driving in Bolivia
David Boniface in Tokyo has sent in this hair-raising clip of
roads in Bolivia. (3.12.06)
Driving in Bolivia
Flash of road safety genius
The video clip was picked up on 9th November
2006 and posted as a V8 Idle Moment. In today's Sunday Times in
the UK it has been picked up as a news item because the PC bandwagon
is swinging into action (so to speak) with the usual cries of "it's
degrading". British Labour MEP, Mary Honeyball, bounced
into action saying "it's tantamount to soft porn"
which needs to "be raised as an issue
with the women's rights committee in the European parliament".
Well I suppose they need something to complain about but surely
there must be many more areas needing far more urgent attention!
(3.12.06)
Flash of road safety genius
& Speed
bumps!
Another use for a dead V8 engine
Stuart Middlemiss has spotted this one! (24.11.06)
Dead V8 engine
Rugby rituals
The All Blacks and their haka, plus the answer from Scotland...
another video from
Alan Kingwell! (21.11.06)
Rugby
rituals
What do retired people do for fun?
Derek Lyons is not a V8 owner but enjoys the V8 Idle Moments
webpage and has sent in this contribution which is an amusing tale.
(12.11.06)
Parking meter attendant
Speed bumps Danish style
Alan Kingwell has spotted this video clip which clearly gets
drivers taking note of speed limits! The original link closed down,
so we have tracked down the original file so it is up and running
again. (9.11.06)
Speed
bumps!
Facilities for drink drivers
Alan Kingwell has sent in another item for the V8 Idle Moments
series. (7.11.06)
Facilities for drink drivers
Another accident with a fishing boat!
Mike Russell has sent in this story and photo of another accident
with a boat! (5.11.06)
Fishing boat accident
Misfortune with boats
Alan Kingwell has sent in another video clip which shows how
misfortune can strike those unfamiliar with small boats! Apologies
for the ghastly sound track! (5.11.06)
Misfortune with small boats
A modern Noah's Ark tale
Following the release of the Stern report yesterday on the environmental
consequences and economic costs of global warming, Chris Hunt Cooke
has found an amusing tale of a modern day project to deal with the
coming flood! (31.10.06)
Modern Noah's Ark project
Test your reactions!
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Test
your reaction time with this special test. One driving manual
says the average driver's reaction time is: 0.75 seconds or
1 car length for every 10 mph! (29.10.06) |
Reaction
test
Man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich . . .
Gordon Hesketh-Jones has sent in this amusing shaggy ostrich
tale. (21.10.06)
What's with the ostrich?
Family planning advice in Northamptonshire!
Alan Kingwell's latest contribution came with the comment "you
just could not make this up!". (8.10.06)
Hospital sign
Yorkshire Airlines
Alan Kingwell has found this clip of a very local no frills
airline! It is quite a large file to load (6.07MB) but will amuse
many. (8.10.06)
Yorkshire Airlines
How to stack tyres
John Watson has sent in this amusing clip from an Australia
saloon car race. (4.10.06)
How to stack tyres
How the hell did he survive?
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On
a rain soaked freeway in Los Angeles, a nightmarish accident
- but it gets worse! This is an incredible video clip of survival
against all the odds from David Boniface in Tokyo. 3.73MB
(5.9.06)
Accident
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Air bags now available on motorcycles!
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Alan
Kingwell reports he is proud to be the first motorcycle trader
to offer AIR BAGS as Optional Equipment.
(5.9.06)
Air bags |
WOW!!
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David
Boniface in Tokyo has sent in this amusing clip - whether
the image is stronger than the message is quite a concern!
(30.8.06)
WOW! |
Things you won't see on CNN
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Alan
Kingwell has sent in a slide show and comments - they are
just amazing! It's just as well we don't see them!! (30.8.06)
Amazing sights
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Amazing quick changes!
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Nothing
to do with cars, but the speed with which one woman can get
ready should be an example to them all! Another one from Chris
Hunt Cooke. (30.8.06)
Quick change
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More signs!
Chris Hunt Cooke has found a set of road signs which grab your
attention! (3.8.06)
Road signs
Effective use of outdoor signage?
This addition to the V8 Idle Moments series has been sent in by
David Boniface in Tokyo. Quite an effective way of getting a point
over to an audience? (28.7.06)
Billboard
VW jet car!
John Watson from the MGB Register has sent in a set of slides
his son has traced on an extraordinary car which is claimed to be
street-legal. Quite how the owner gets insurance is beyond me! (18.7.06)
VW jet car
Some extraordinary pictures!
Gordon Hesketh-Jones has sent in some pictures as a set of slides.
They quite take your breath away! (11.7.06)
Extraordinary pictures
Serious icing
As the UK and parts of mainland Europe bask in hot weather,
this incredible winter scene from Versoix, a town near Geneva on
Lac Leman, has been sent in by David Boniface in Tokyo. (7.7.06)
Serious icing
Where's the fox hat!
David Boniface in Tokyo has sent in a short clip which raises
a chuckle. (5.7.06)
Fox hat
Sign in a Saudi supermarket
Gordon Hesketh-Jones saw this one the other day - cut price
offer! (5.7.06)
Airline cabin announcements
John Targett, and English V8 enthusiast living in Cleveland Ohio,
is a frequent flyer and hears a variety of cabin announcements.
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in
flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining
but here are some real examples which certainly grab your attention!
(5.7.06)
Announcements
Why men shave!
Mike Lane sent in this clip which is worth noting for some of
our unshaven younger members! (20.6.06)
Close shave
Dangers of driving in Russia
David Boniface in Tokyo has sent a video clip of a series of
traffic incidents in a road tunnel in Russia. He says "this
is unbelievable - the message is don't drive in Russia!"
(1.9MB) (16.6.06)
Russian tunnel
Who needs traffic lights?
David Boniface in Tokyo has sent in a video clip which provides
quite extraordinary proof that traffic flows well without traffic
lights and roundabouts!! (2.8MB) (14.6.06)
Free flowing junction
Warning flags for dangerous drivers - have
you seen any yet?
Alan Kingwell has sent in a notice he has seen noting the rapid
increase in the use of a warning flag for dangerous drivers.
(14.6.06)
Warning flags
Why do women live longer than men?
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Alan
Kingwell, our regular magnet for material for V8 Idle Moments,
thinks he has found the answer to the eternal question - why
do women live longer than men? 0.35MB
(9.5.06)
Eternal question |
Tyre changes can be dangerous!
David Boniface has three video clips which illustrate where
tyre changes can be dangerous. Files sizes are 1.93MB, 1.40MB &
1.56MB. (9.5.06)
Cones out - Lady
in distress - Double
trouble
Bad day verse for John Prescott
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Overseas
members may not have seen the lurid news reports of the
UK deputy prime minister's affair with his diary secretary
but Pam Ayes, the popular supplier of comic verse to Middle
England for almost three decades, has come up with a short
poem which is rib tickling. Pam Ayres comments "he
seems like the last person who would
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send a women's
pulse racing!" unless he was on top of her, in which case with
his great bulk the pulse might stop needing a fork lift truck to
remove him! Prescott is famous for owning two Jaguars so has been
popularly known as "two Jags Prescott" - but now that
has become "two shags Prescott"! Pam Ayres delivers recitals
of her poems in a rural Oxfordshire burr. In four verses she pokes
fun at a shamed man. Copyright is acknowledged to both Pam Ayres
and the Daily Telegraph for this piece and photo. (8.5.06)
I Am Ready Mr Prescott
Irish Mental Health Hotline
Quite where Alan Kingwell gets these non PC items we are not
quite sure! (2.5.06)
Helpline
Spectators at rally events often seem
very close to the action
Alan Kingwell has found two short video clips called "lucky
guy"! I think the second one looks as if he should be certified!
(2.5.06)
Lucky Guy 1 and Lucky
Guy 2
Chainsaw horror
Chris Hunt Cooke feels this is one of the more tasteful adverts
circulating at present (2.18MB). (25.4.06)
Chainsaw
Comparing the development of computers and
cars
For those of us who feel only the deepest love and affection
for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. Alan
Kingwell has sent us a report of a claimed amusing exchange of views
between senior representatives of the computer and automobile industries.
(24.4.06)
Computers and cars
A lap of the old Nurburgring
John Targett has sent in a link to a long clip of BMW team driver
Hans-Joachim Stuck on the old 14 miles Nurburgring which was last
used for F1 racing in 1976. Turn up the volume and sit back for
quite a lap! (16.4.06)
Lap
of the old Nurburgring
Dangers on the hard shoulder
This video clip comes from David Boniface in Tokyo and is worth
noting - 0.661MB. I must say the patrolman seems extraordinarily
laid back throughout! (15.4.06)
Hard shoulder risk
Concrete security barriers - do they work?
Brian Moyse has sent in a clip with the comment "Have you
ever wondered how one of those concrete anti-suicide bomber barriers
might perform? Well check out the attached clip!" (1.78MB)
(12.4.06)
Concrete security barrier
Dull day at the dry cleaners!
Alan Kingwell sent in this video clip with the comment "I'm
going to take my own dry cleaning in future!". (31.3.06)
Dry cleaners
Old dog, leopard and monkey
An amusing tale from Howard Gosling. (27.3.06)
Old dog
Hairy hill climb run
John Wallis sent this link to a video clip of a very rapid hillclimb
run in an Audi R8 up a mountain road. It has come via John Target
out near Cleveland in Ohio. (27.3.06)
Audi
R8 hillclimb run
Kingwell's surprise!
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Alan
Kingwell is well known as someone who can speak at dinners
and have you rolling in your seat with tears running down
your face. He is a magnet for items for the V8 Idle Moments
page and here is another in a lighthearted, possibly even
in an uplifting way! (19.3.06) |
Surprise
on the beach!
Maintaining the working parts!
A motor mechanic and heart surgeon discuss the finer points
of keeping the motor going! This one is from Mike Lane who thought
it was a good addition to the V8 Idle Moments series. (9.3.06)
Maintaining the working parts
Perfect car for women!
This one is from Chris Hunt Cooke (1.59MB). (7.3.06)
Parking solved
Anyone for a holiday in Penrith!
Kev Lillywhite sent in a photo of an extraordinary sign on Penrith
station. (5.3.06)
Penrith
May Day, May Day - I'm sinking!
An amusing video clip, possibly portraying a stereotype, but
amusing nonetheless. File size is 2.52MB. (21.2.06)
May Day, May Day!
Mobile phone rings in the changing room
at the golf club . . . . . . . Is this the ideal husband?
This one is from Mike Lane. (14.2.06)
Mobile phone call
Stretching credulity - an elastic band
story
Alan Kingwell has sent another brief video clip which is a hilarious
little gem. (9.2.06)
Elastic band
Just speeding!
Another amusing item from Alan Kingwell. (9.2.06)
Just speeding
Heard a "pop" in the engine bay!
David Boniface from Tokyo has sent these slides - what an extraordinary
tale. 0.69Mb (30.1.06)
What was the cause?
A man goes to see his Doctor
Most of the contributions from Phillip Morgan are far too racy
for this website but this contribution may appeal to some.
"Doctor, I think I have caught that bird flu that's going
around" "What makes you think that, sir?" "Well
. . . . . . . . . . . Continue
(20.1.06)
Payment options at a Greek toll booth
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A
toll booth in Greece offers a number of payment options
but "other means of payment" is a puzzle. Yes
another one from Alan Kingwell who comments "why not!".
(1.12.05)
Greek
toll booth
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Royal command performance
Alan Kingwell has sent in an amusing encounter with a pair of
tight shoes! (30.11.05)
Get them off!
How soft is that bed!
German shoppers testing beds find a bed which is surprisingly
soft! This one has been sent over from Tokyo by David Boniface.
(30.11.05)
Testing beds
An unusual service!

Al Riches from Canada has sent this one in under "things
you do not see very often!" (15.11.05)
Unusual service
Yoga - Indian style compared with Irish Yoga!
Another V8 Idle moment from Alan Kingwell. (9.11.05)
Yoga
Whoops!
Landing a helicopter on an oil rig is a routine matter - fortunately
in this case there were no serious injuries, just hurt pride! Tim
Hipwell has supplied this one. (2.11.05)
Whoops!
Another one from
Alan Kingwell. (2.11.05)
Enjoying
a gentle bath
How men and women see bathtime in a different light! Another clip
from Alan Kingwell. (30.9.05)
Bathtime (2.10MB)
Mobile
phone call
Quite mobile in fact! Another V8
idle moment from Alan Kingwell - 1.52MB video clip.
(25.9.05)
Motorola
Captain,
change course!
On old joke but this time as an amusing video clip. Where
does Alan Kingwell find these? He is a magnet for these
things!
Captain,
change course!
File is 2.46MB
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Strange sign
in a multi storey car park in
High Wycombe. (16.6.05)
Car park sign
This
is a car advertisement from New Zealand. When they finished
filming the ad, the people who made it noticed a ghostly
white mist moving along the side of the car and a very strange
sound...and they have it all on tape! The strange sound
is quite low so you need the volume turned up. The ad was
never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.
About halfway, as the car goes past the three tall trees,
look closely and you will see to the left lower side a white
figure crossing in front of the car, and then following
it along the road. This is for real and is seriously spooky!
This addition to V8 Idle Moments comes from the magnet for
these clips, Alan Kingwell!
Do make sure your video player screen is large and the
sound is turned up or you may not see it!
Ghostly white
mist!
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Heads
you see them, now you don't!
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John Targett has
sent this clip from Ohio in the USA (31.5.05)
Alan Kingwell,
a magnet for contributions to the V8 idle moments, provides this
entertaining distraction! At
2.99MB this audio file will download briskly on broadband but up
to 20 minutes on a slow dial up connection.
Thanks to www.testofcharacter.co.uk
At
0.529MB this audio file will download briskly on broadband but up
to 3.75 minutes on a slow dial up connection.
Tow
hitch?
An extraordinary scene on this video
clip |
At
1.26MB this audio file will download briskly on broadband but up
to 9 minutes on a slow dial up connection.
Things
you do not see very often
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Nature's comment
Cloud formations are worth watching!
Clouds |
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Definition
of irony
is this scene
Photo
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Putting
a stop to bad spelling!
Photo
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V8
Music
In many ways the gentle burble of a V8 engine is music to
a V8 enthusiast's ear, but occasionally a track has that quality
which evokes the pleasure of a relaxed drive in the Highlands.
V8
Music |
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Why
women cannot fix cars
Wondered whether the photo is evidence of an over inflated
claim!
Overinflated claim |
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Alan
Kingwell, a well known after dinner speaker and wit and
former V8 enthusiast, is a magnet for the cheeky and sometimes
irreverent animations. This one he felt was too good to
pass on. I suspect the Norsemen in the longboat will be
after him before too long!
what next?
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Alan
Kingwell sent this in a week or so ago. (12.4.05)
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Basic
physics? - or what goes down must come up!
what
next?
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Howard
Gosling has sent an extraordinary sequence of photos of a
vehicle recovery which is simply amazing! (23.12.04)
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Eastleigh
Airport is a pleasant spot, until . .
what
next?
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Alan
Kingwell has sent in this one - do make sure you have your volume
turned well up before you click start this interesting video clip.
You will need Windows Media Player or similar - the file is 1.98MB
so will take up to 14 minutes to download at a slow 28.8 connection
speed over a BT landline, but far faster over a broadband connection.
(23.12.04)
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