
Sadly Humphrey Lyttelton
died on Friday 25 April 2008 following an operation. He was a much
loved radio presenter and jazz musician and much more. His career
covered trumpeter, clarinetist, bandleader, broadcaster, writer, journalist
and calligrapher, cartoonist (Daily Mail 1949-53) and chairman of
the Radio 4 antidote to panel games, "I'm Sorry I Haven't Clue"
from 1972-2008.
The obituary on the Radio 4 website says "Born
on 23rd May 1921 in Windsor, Berkshire where his father was a master,
Humphrey Richard Adeane Lyttelton studied at Eton College, where he
developed a penchant for jazz. Teaching himself the trumpet, he formed
a quartet, which included Ludovic Kennedy on drums. In 1956, he enjoyed
his one and only chart success, 'Bad Penny Blues'. By this time, The
Lyttelton Band was a well established part of the music scene.
In 1972, his career path crossed into the world of comedy. Having
hosted The Best of Jazz on BBC Radio Two from 1967, he was picked
by producer David Hatch to present comedy panel game I'm Sorry I Haven't
A Clue - reasoning Lyttelton's musical background would help him when
it came to improvising. For the first year he alternated with Barry
Cryer in the role of chairman, but quickly proved himself integral
to the show's success, and became the regular anchor from the second
series onward.
Pray
silence for the late arrivals!
When Willie
Rushton was on the panel many years ago, the show would frequently
end with the "Late Arrivals" and his spontaneous additions
would keep coming leaving the other participants overcome with
laughter - I recall the arrivals for the Plumbers' Ball included
"hold your sides for yet another arrival: Mr and Mrs Cock
and there buoyant daughter Ball Cock!".
A typical start to a Late Arrivals piece would be: "Ladies
and gentleman, please greet this regal late arrival at the Builders'
Ball: Lady Foundationsfirst, Lord Watermess, filthy Prince Everywhere,
Count Thecostlater and Baron Bankaccount . . . . ". |
Somewhere between groan-worthy and genius, I'm Sorry I Haven't
a Clue somehow feels as old as radio itself. But in fact the 'antidote
to panel games' first hit the airwaves in 1972. It grew out of the
long-running sketch show I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again.
However, Garden and Oddie were keen to continue with the medium and
so looked for a format that wouldn't involve a large amount of scripted
material. With the help of Hatch, they came up with an improvisational
quiz show and produced a pilot.
That try-out edition opened with Garden and Kendall singing the words
of 'Three Blind Mice' to the tune of 'Ol' Man River', followed by
Oddie and Brooke-Taylor tacking the lyrics of 'Sing a Song of Sixpence'
on to the melody of 'These Foolish Things'. Although Garden later
reflected the show had been "pretty hair-raising", it found
favour with the head of Radio 4, Tony Whitby, who commissioned a full
series. Hatch suggested bringing Humphrey Lyttelton in to host, reasoning
the seasoned jazz performer would be adept at improvising, and during
the first year 'Humph' alternated in the role of chairman with Barry
Cryer.
The Classic Clue (as it's known to its admirers) line-up was established
in 1974, when Willie Rushton joined the show. By this stage, Kendall
had been permanently replaced by Cryer (scriptwriter and musical hall
cynic), with Garden (smoothie medic) and Brooke-Taylor (naughty schoolboy)
continuing from the original quartet".
Humphrey Lyttelton
is said to have wanted a small delivery van signwritten as above!
Melvyn Bragg commented "the inuendo with some of Humph's asides
makes Jonathan Ross look like little Bo Peep!" - Humph's response
was "that's an achievement!"
Victor Smith (27.4.08)
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The
Best of Jazz
His Radio 4 programme The Best of Jazz began in 1967 and ran continuously
for more than 40 years, guiding and profoundly influencing the musical
tastes of his listeners, most of whom had been listening to him for
half their lives. He had the same producers, Keith Stewart and Terry
Carter, consecutively throughout that time.
Band - live performances
He toured frequently and in his eighties in 2006 toured the UK with
his eight piece jazz band playing venues as varied as Canizaro Park
on Wimbledon Common and at Edinburgh. I enjoyed the concert at Canizaro
- a warm evening with a relaxed picnic on the lawn beforehand and
then simply wonderful music laced with his quirky and humorous pauses
and introductions between pieces. In the interval he was an approachable
man, standing with the audience signing copies of his latest CD. He
also played regularly at the Bull's Head in Barnes in southwest London
near my home and I enjoyed the cramped sessions in the backroom -
again he was playing there until very recently. Sleeve
of a recent CD
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
Described as the "antidote to panel games" this show was
somewhere between groan-worthy and genius and feels as old as radio
itself. But in fact it first hit the airwaves in 1972. It grew out
of the long-running sketch show I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again. With
burgeoning television careers beckoning, the writers of that series:
John Cleese, Jo Kendall, David Hatch, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor
and Graeme Garden found they had little time to continue penning radio
comedy.
The show features a variety of games - regulars include One Song to
the Tune of Another, Sound Charades, Limericks, Late Arrivals and
the legendary Mornington Crescent: a meaningless parody of complex
strategy games for which the suggested rules were a mystery to many.
It was all chaired with the relaxed, some might say world-weary, style
of Humph with his saucy humour. Colin Sell also played a vital role,
providing musical accompaniment at the piano to some of the games
and providing Humph with the butt of a cheap joke: "You'll be
accompanied on the piano by Colin Sell, who's playing has been the
highlight of many proms . . . . . well, that and the donkey rides."
Since 1985, the show also enjoyed great sport with the inclusion of
a fictional scorer, 'the lovely Samantha' - occasionally 'the lovely
Monica' or 'the lovely Sven'. Inspired by the Page 3 girl Samantha
Fox, she inspired some of the filthiest double-entendres ever heard
on Radio 4. Take this one: "In her spare time, Samantha likes
nothing more than to peruse old record shops. She particularly enjoys
a rewarding poke in the country section." More Samantha jokes
are below.
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And
sitting on my right hand is our lovely scorer Samantha!
Humph was famous for his delivery of deadpan double entendres
on his radio show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. Many featured
the escapades of the show's fictional scorer, Samantha. Here's
just a selection to remind you:
Samantha's just starting keeping bees and already has three
dozen or so. She says she's got an expert handler coming round
to give her a demonstration. He'll carefully take out her
38 bees and soon have them flying around his head!
Samantha has to go now as she's off to meet her Italian gentleman
friend who's taking her out for an ice cream. She says she
likes to spend an evening licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan!
Samantha has to nip off to a Welsh Conservative Association
dinner for their most senior MP, whose name is said to be
impossible to pronounce. She's certainly found the longest
standing Welsh member a bit of a mouthful!
More "Samantha clips" to come. More
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Humph's approach to life is summed up in a quote: "As we journey
through life, discarding baggage along the way, we should keep an
iron grip, to the very end, on the capacity for silliness. It preserves
the soul from desiccation"
Humph used to end every edition of the show with a typically surreal
sign-off. One example was: "As the vanquished char-woman of time
begins to Shake n' Vac the shagpile of eternity, I notice that we
have just run out of time."
Radio 4
obituary and video clip of Humph playing trumpet. More
Clips from Melvyn Bragg's South Bank Show on
Humphrey Lyttelton as a tribute to Humph. More |